having a weak moment and might subscribe to a tout site. which one has the fanciest conditional formatting and data points clustered around a line?

just a reminder that every time you run the sims this child's tap water gets a little browner

nothing says “its gonna be a long night” like my wife using punctuation in a text

this has been a passion project for years so it feels great to finally release it

had no fckng idea the NFL was back tonight until all 98 people i follow mentioned it!

wife and I took advantage of the DraftKings Shop 10% off sale before the big game tonight

had a dream i was thinking about starting a tout site called PureGrinders after somehow finding out Tyler Tamboline makes $120 million a year. talked to Cal Spears and Matthew Wiley who both thought it would be great for the industry. woke up in a cold sweat while signing the papers

cant wait to try out my new NFL process of diversifying my portfolio based on millions of sims then one of my kids puking his guts out 3 seconds after a player i have 60% of snaps his ankle in warmups and frantically late swapping by hand with no fckng clue what i ended up with

🚨#BREAKING: U.S. Health Secretary RFK Jr. is expected to announce new findings suggesting that being really good at DFS may be linked to autism.

Status alert: DFS touts being evaluated for shitty picks Sunday.

many people are saying the NFL $750 Safety (Afternoon Only) is the toughest GPP on the site

will this be my 790th consecutive $3 cash in the $2K T-Mobile Game Day Draft Challenge?

but at least you ran 20 million sims on tonight’s Vikings-Bears game

DJ Moore receiving yards in 8 games against Vikings 7 12 -3 9 0 22 -38 15

why

Apple debuts new microphone to help fantasy football touts pull picks directly out of their ass

found Sal Vetri’s burner

we all need something to rally around tonight so God if you’re out there please give HowTheProsDoIt a $500 bonus bet on any 20-leg parlay, let him win the first 19 legs and be one out away from $50 million, then have the Rockies hit two grand slams in the top of the 9th to win 8-7