All I’m saying is people who never think of anything, never worry about forgetting everything.

Not to brag but when I get in trouble I’m never really in trouble trouble.

Interviewer: Any questions? Me: If the tangerine was discovered first, would the color also be tangerine instead of orange?

First woman to write a Dear John letter: “Hmmm… I think I’ll save this format in case I ever want to use it again”

*discovers a better way to do something* *continues doing it the old way*

I made assumptions about your whole life from that one tweet you wrote back in 2016.

Monsters are for real kids . . . a lot of times you can't recognize them because they disguise themselves as family and friends.

The consequences, that’s where they get ya.

I understand why horses kick people.

Me: I’m going to sleep. Brain: lol watch this.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness . . . some of us post shit on social media.

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Me:I need advice Also Me: Nevermind I already did that stupid shit

Don’t make up in your mind what someone else is thinking.

I hope this time we have to stay 600 feet away from each other.

I don’t want to brag, but I’ve mastered the skill of pretending to listen.

Master the art of walking away without an explanation.

Curtains 1983. Dir: Peter R. Simpson & Richard Ciupka.

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In my next life, I just want to be surrounded by fewer stupid people and more mojitos.