1. Angela is a troll 2. Imagine being like “Omg it’s so great to not have a boat. Imagine all the maintenance I would have to be doing right now but I don’t bc I don’t have one!” It sounds dumb. Kids have nothing to do with anything here. They’re irrelevant. Life on default lol

Good morning - showing up today in a way that my future self will be proud and I can look back at life with fulfillment when that moment comes. LFG 🗣️♥️

Me to one dog: “I need some personal space please” *dogs not breaking eye contact and continue to fully lay ON me* “Excellent then” 😂

Twitter! What do we call a woman who is making the home - taking care of kids if present - and stepping into a seemingly feminine role - that has made her money herself or together with the husband? It’s not tradwife.

I had a similar situation with a former landlord. She called me to ask “do you know where the grey broom is?” I asked what kind of broom and why I should know (a year later after moving out) and she replied “oh it’s just a 15 dollar Walmart broom” 😂😂😂😂 How about you take

Rainbow is RUINED 🗣️🗣️🗣️ by the leftovers. I said what I said

TL cleanse (Not my photo don't know where it came from)

One of my mentors 😂😂😂😂

Pedi done

The boy version of a niece if obviously a nouce. Thank you for coming to my immigrant ted talk

I wish this was real

How many times have I seen Gilmore Girls? Maybe 14 times?

It's true

Everyone celebrating Fall with pumpkin stuff is doing it wrong 🗣️ The only right way to celebrate it is to start Christmas shopping. 👏👏👏

I was thinking of what to buy the husband for Christmas and wrote it in my notes. Upon opening my browser - I get spammed with ads for that thing. At this point I ain’t even mad about it anymore. Imma embrace it and be glad it spared me time to search 😂