"That's like the world's most exciting economic zone." Rishi Sunak says his Brexit deal will put Northern Ireland in the "unbelievably special position" of having privileged access to the EU Single Market and the UK home market.

Erm, I have a question Rish Rishi Sunak #BrexitDisaster

Windsor Framework

Yay, Naomi Smith is on Bluesky is on Shelagh Fogerty.

Can’t someone in NI raise an army and annexe GB so we’re all Northern Irish, and can benefit from the new deal? I mean it’s probably their turn.

Is Jasper Carrott playing Hayley’s dad? #thearchers

Saying the quiet bit loud #BrexitDisaster

Investment opportunities in Northern Ireland are not to be sniffed at.

Here’s what we could’ve won

“Good speech Prime Minister?” “Oh great! They loved me” “You didn’t sell the virtues of the Single Market that we’ve just spent 7 years bankrupting the country trying to leave did you?” “I may have mentioned it” “May Prime Minister?”

I know everyone is talking about what Sunak actually said today, but why isn’t anyone talking about the giant Coke cans behind him? How long have they been a thing? (No, I don’t get out much)

I see Matt Hancock is in hot water again #thelockdownfiles

Isn’t that what Savile was accused of doing? I mean, amongst other things.

#TheBoakeshiteFiles Revelations still to come: Fri - Cummings calls someone a cunt Sat - Johnson shares image of him licking gold wallpaper Fri - Matt Hancock dick pics #thelockdownfiles

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