they told me I couldn’t get cock reduction surgery so I took drastic measures

This man never stops. Ever.

“So, how’s running going?”

Mentally I'm here

Ok 2020, we get it, you win #Denver

$299 - Xbox Series S that can supposedly do 1440p at 120FPS??? what?!?

Hoodie season 🙌🏾

Children scare me bc they do things I do ie. putting goldfish in my pants pockets while keeping eye contact

when you stand up too fast and it starts to look like the shadow moses music video

But I mean, the Supreme Court did ask tik tok to talk to them a couple times over security concerns so I guess the government is just as petty as the rest of us

Wear a mask. Please. I don’t want to see you in my hospital.

I’m aiming for the men’s 48Hr American Record (262 mi) and Yiannis Kouros Road Best (269 mi) at 3 Days at the Fair!

You can’t use reason to convince anyone out of an argument that they didn’t use reason to get into.

Now that I’ve slept a bit & regained some lucidity, here’s my London takeaway: Eliud Kipchoge - EGH🇰🇪 reminded us that to be human is to be vulnerable, and Sara Hall reminded us that every human can be extraordinary. If that’s not the best message of athletics, I don’t know what is.

I miss Mac.

Text me good luck before my race so I know it's real

It’s been such an up and down day with this kid of mine. A thread......