Pete Davidson collecting women like he’s Thanos chasing infinity stones

In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming.

Why does the new Harry Potter look like a lesbian cosplaying Harry Potter?

Please lower the cost of living. I’m not built for onlyfans

the WNBA security guard when he sees a dude walking weirdly but can't prove that he has a green dildo up his ass

Nobody at this WNBA game knows I have a green dildo up my ass right now

my fav season 🧡

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#BREAKING: WNBA game was stopped after another dildo was thrown onto the court.

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Gas prices are like women in long term relationships. They only go down long enough to make you happy then they come right back up.

Feel the rain on your dick or whatever Natasha Bedingfield said

annie She’s replicating grilled cheeses at night

I don’t run from my demons. I cum in them.

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Vegas needs to trade Marner. Overpaid and doesn’t produce. Send him back to Toronto.

Sources have told me that Brady Tkachuk is not upset about Auston Matthews being named captain of team USA. He is apparently under the impression that his brother is the captain because he can't tell the difference between the letters C and A