Beim Bäcker im Rewe gibt's als Sonderaktion zwei Gratisbrötchen, einfach nur bei Kartenzahlung. Die gesamte Reihe vor mir zahlt trotz Hinweis weiterhin eisern bar. Mehr Alman geht heut nicht mehr.

That he went for this instead of the Apple Vision Pro tells you everything you need to know about the Vision Pro's success as a new product category.

My local Apple Store has closed the doors to regular customers and the line to pick up a (according to tech pundits) "boring iPhone update that no one is buying" goes around the entire block.

„The world is ending, people are dying and we‘re out of clean water in a matter of days BUT AT LEAST WE SAVED THE GEMMA MODEL WEIGHTS AMIRITE?!?“

- Open Twitter - See mutual quoting an L-take of some rightwing nutjob - Tap on original post (not liking, not retweeting—just tapping) because you want to read the entire thing - See feed suddenly being flooded with dozens and dozens of more rightwing and conspiracy nutjobs

You know it’s a bad sign when the Trump bootlickers of r/Conservative are in full panic mode about the Puerto Rico „joke“ at his MSG Nazi rally.

Got access to Apple Intelligence today. WTF is this? Years ago we were poking fun at Siri for not being able to set a timer without an active internet connection. And now you cannot do a simple photo clean up without WiFi? Why is this not an on-device capability?

She said, take me somewhere scary for #Halloween 👻

„Uh, but what if she‘s on her period and starts a war. Let‘s vote for the rapist and convicted felon who caused an insurrection four years ago, just to be on the safe side“. - USA 🇺🇸

Stage 3: Bargaining.

RIP my semiconductor EFTs lol #DeepSeek

#DeepSeek hot take of the day from LinkedIn: Instead of raw GPU power, China just deployed 250 million people to manually train their model. Chinese workers solving linear equations for 12 hours per day in the AI factory:

Remember when US tech bros completely lost their shit about DeepSeek and Tiananmen Square?

Ready to become the next gen COBOL programmer, who will be summoned in their sixties to fix a shitty AI web app for some ridiculous hourly rate, because none of the 30-ish senior prompt engineers remotely understands what this left-pad package does.

oh my fucking god

Do MAGAs know that Nintendo is a Japanese company?

I‘ve quit their cult a while ago, but I have to give it to the pope to die on fucking Easter Monday. Exactly my kind of humor.

My toxic trait is that I believe I can download the Oblivion Remake over my shitty hotel wifi 😭