Running for office on the sole platform of making it a capital offense to use your high beams in traffic.

Imagine looking around at American politics in 2025 and concluding that the zoning reform dweebs are the people you really have to worry about.

Roman Helmet Guy Nah I’m happy to admit we are a party of elite human capital producing everything of value in America and the gop is run by and for thugs and fentcels trying to pillage it

You can tell they probably just crapped this out of an LLM from how bad it is. Why are there 2 teas not listed under tea? Why is there a "non-coffee" section and then 2 other sections with things that aren't coffee?

Is it the perception of safety or the fact that the DFW metro area has a lower population density than the state of Massachusetts so most people don't live near one of those 3 trains? (2 of which also have terrible frequency)

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Real Eaters

I'm sympathetic to people being replaced, but if you replace millions of people with 0 people, that's obviously a massive productivity gain!

Imagine spending the night in the office and working over a holiday just to make an AI that can say slurs and glaze your boss.

Take the 5 AM flight to get an entire exit row to yourself

And into Dallas in time for breakfast at the Capital One lounge

I’m sure it’s not a problem that the president doesn’t understand how percentages work.

Lake Erie is beautiful this time of year