Penix on his way back to Atlanta :

to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla

I wonder if George Springer ever partook in something unethical to help his team win a World Series

The most pressing question from @Hornets Media Day, answered: How tall is LaMelo Ball? 😏 #HiveMentality

You be the Judge.

Astros have missed the postseason for the first time since 2016

A catcher hitting 60 home runs is an amazing narrative. But here’s another: In July, it looked like Aaron Judge might need surgery. The Yankees were preparing to sell off players in a worst case scenario, according to Andy Martino. Bellinger, Grisham, Williams all could’ve been

Dave Canales is gonna make a hell of a youth group pastor. He’ll find his calling soon

Back to reality for the Panthers.

I absolutely hate what this idiot has done to our beloved franchise.

To my friend, Juan Soto. Rest now brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla.

Dave Canales Monday press conference preview: “We will grow from this” “Find our football” “Watch the film and get back to our brand of football” “Continue to emphasize “finish””

Congratulations Masa on 200 Career Wins! #TanakaTime ⏰ 田中将大🦂/MASAHIRO TANAKA おめでとう👏

I don’t give a damn how good Crochet is… I miss the days where you won or lost with your best players. No reason Ben Rice and Jazz Chisholm Jr. shouldn’t be in that lineup. Nobody would’ve said “we should’ve started Rosario over Jazz” if the Yankees lost.

leave it up to the dorks to fuck the game up. just use your eyes and make a lineup that way. ben rice and jazz chisholm are too good to sit in a must win playoff game.

And just remember Red Sox - He was right there. In your city, in your backyard, in your stadium, THE PICK AFTER YOURS. You had every opportunity to sign him and turn him into a hometown hero. Now, you’re gonna spend the next decade plus wondering what could have been.

Drinking dat dirty water