Derrick Henry, you absolute stud, you!

Henry says sup 👅

That man was a father.

I know there's a lot going on, but I humbly ask that you pray for me, Matthew Hoover, and Tate Adamiak over the next 48 hours. I argue Hoover's case at 830am in Jacksonville, then Adamiak's the following morning in VA. Please ask God to give me the words to bring them justice.

My position on guns makes Charlie Kirk look tame, and that's where I'm actually worried seeing some of my own friends and community cheer on his death. If you want that for him, what would you want for me, your own neighbor?

Inside of you are two wolves And they're both a chihuahua's b*tch

Hell yeah I track my man's location, how else am I gonna call and ask him to stop by the coffee shop on time?

GBR babyyyyy 🏈

If you've never simped for a woman you might be gay

Back to the hair that makes me happiest 🥳

She yearns for a chocolate diamond ring

Have I told you lately-- how much I hate you? (laundry)

I thank God the mans loves me for my extra curvature because the way some Twitter weens speak on women's bodies after growing and feeding their child are crazyyyyy

Is there any greater pain than the pain of being denied the one thing you've been craving while pregnant? No, I don't think there is.

Those with a significant other: What's something you love doing for your partner to help ease their burdens? Bonus points for unconventional answers!

Mans was so surprised to learn that a coworker he thought was incredibly conservative because his stance on the border and 2A is actually dating a trans lady And I'm sitting here like oh hun if only you were on twitter

I'm attempting a 15 bean dish today and plan to add bacon, kielbasa, and spinach to it. Topping with sautéed onions... wish me luck

I like it. Would suggest some sort of cheese to go with. Maybe less sausage. Maybe ricotta or feta.

I have all five fur babies cuddling or laying within a 7 foot radius of me. This is happiness 😊

Dog bed? No, cat bed. 😼