The sign on I65 says “who hates speeding tickets...raise your right foot” and i actually laughed out loud. Nice one KY

pay attention to WHEN and WHY they hit u up.

Forgetting your daily jewellery in the morning is real heartbreak

The student in me is dead💔

*sigh* Parker McCollum ‘s voice sounds the way Texas Roadhouse’s cinnamon honey butter tastes

It’s the iced coffee on an empty stomach for me

Okay hear me out — a Waffle House with a drive thru.

"your password is weak" well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

I just called my label and told em I wanna make a Double album. Double checking y’all are good with that?

once i got a job i realized my parents were right there is food at home 🤣

I can’t wait for the day I’m chillin in the boat watching my husband absolutely destroy our kids on the tube

This mask vs. Face ID making me miss Touch ID😂😂

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time