He...threw the American flag to the ground to make room for the Trump flag. That's it...that's the whole metaphor.

Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything’s stupid

True love is when someone brings you Dunkin’ without asking

anemic gf and human furnace bf

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

doesn’t have to be today or even tomorrow but eventually i’m gonna need some answers on this x.com/venonats/statu…

Happy Easter everyone

Big news from the CDC: If you’re fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask – indoors or outdoors, in most settings. We’ve gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.

It’s signing day for my Marshall girls.

“do you remember when” me:

Anyone else get their Zillow Wrapped yet? Wtf

bagels should be free for girls

normalize hitting the curb a little!!

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

It should be illegal for boyfriends to be asleep when you want to chit chat

Things to do instead of social media early in the morning, but still on your phone. [ A Thread ]