By the power of the song we will punish you! In this episode we show off the songs that would absolutely play during our magical girl transformation sequences, and mayyybe get a little off topic in the process! ARTGHOST

ARTGHOST (-021) is here. Hey what music would bears be into? I'm asking because I'm hosting a party for some bears and I need to put together a playlist FAST. It's both human and animal btw. And hey, maybe these two clowns have a good idea too.

Greetings, freaks! The next episode of ARTGHOST hasn't come out today! Weird! Sounds like it's going to be a day late and come out tomorrow instead. Guess I get the day off! *bzzzt*

*bzzt* Looks like ARTGHOST -022 is live and in your feeds! Have you ever fallen in love with a song? I've never known true love myself but I've heard it's pretty good. Well, these two bozos are gonna talk about songs they have crushes on. I guess love is weird like that.👻

Why do pictures of you Come to me when I dream In darkness 🎵

I hear you walking by my front door I hear the creaking of the kitchen floor I don't care what other people say I'm going to love you, anyway 🎵

Hey, Siri. Is Ronald Reagan dead? *beep beep* "Ronald Reagan was born February 6th, 1911 and died June 5th, 2004" Thank fucking god 🎵

*bzzt* Hey my bosses are telling me it's another one of those "Toadstool Express" event things, so here's an episode where the Patron's picked 6 songs for Joe and Jupiter to react to. Hey why didn't I get to suggest a song? Anyway check out Mushroom Station Network to know more, I guess. 👻

*bzzzt* He's sold his life to his succubus wife And now she must return to the dead They'll meet again in Hell 🎵

*bzzt* Yes, I've got some makeup on, and yes, bitch, I look beautiful So 'fore you ask another question, you can get to getting ghost 🎵👻

*bzzzt* My hands around your throat, won't leave me alone Now I got my guard up, can't let go Don't mean to break the skin, I'm just sensitive 🎵

*bzzt* In the deep dark of night Ghosts, shadows appeared, then hid from my light And that strange place Grew stranger all the time 🎵

*bzzt* ARTGHOST FILE (-024) is live now! My bosses tell me this one got away from them a bit, but when you submit yourself to *shudders* the Wheel... well you get what you pay for. This one is about revenge and let me tell you I'd love to [THANK MY BOSSES FOR DOING A GREAT JOB]

*bzzt* This weeks episode is going out late! My bosses had some life stuff come up. Can't relate. It's no big deal, they told me it'll be up tomorrow instead! *bzzzzt*

*bzzzzt* Huh... this place is still around? I was told that there would be fire and brimstone! Frankly I'm disappointed. Well, my bosses have kept their podcast going in the meantime. We might need to find another way of communicating though, I can see the cracks here *bzzzzt*