🍂 Practical Magic was released 25 years ago today

always a fine line between being stoned enough to think a movie is really good and being stoned enough that you can’t stop thinking about how you’re just watching real people pretend to be other people for money

thinking about how old the earth is again and going into an existential crisis!!

just found out i can parallel park and i’m really good at it i thought y’all said there was a masc shortage i’m literally right here

“i’ll take care of you” “it’s rotten work” “not to me. not if it’s you”

i’m losing my community to cigarettes and situationships lord i beg for guidance and protection

waking up with a hangover like ugh what was IN that beer and cocktail and hard seltzer and cigarette and shot and and joint and other beer

serotonin boost for the day

happy halloween, sapphics 🩸

crazy they let my middle school diary decide the next cast !!!!

you better not be a cunty Swedish chef when I get there me:

“Oh, wise Buddha boy~”