marry fuck kill malcom in the middle family

its friday night yet the cta has a bus coming every 30 min fuck yall

where da brits at

baby son or old man daughter

whats the point of working from the patio of a coffee shop on a gorgeous day if i cant smoke a cig

bringing a book and journal to the bar but sitting on my phone instead

We used to be able to smoke on planes…. What’s happened to this country…

wearing an overstimulating outfit wish me luck

playing the house theme song at a 92 yr old bar

cross faded off of u and life

i miss severance so much its not funny anymore

ok now imagine the cta but w a smoking section

the back of my hair is none of my business tonight (straightened my hair by myself)

Happy stylish but illegal monkey in IKEA day to all those who observe

i wish my job wasnt the stupidest job ever

the entire state of texas just simply annoys me

u can just bring food to the airport

seeing how much i can drink at the airport before the bar closes

noóoo bc after 2.5 airport beers i can understand why ppl make the no fly list - theyre out here pissing ppl off for sport

so im currently binge eating in emergency row….(it is a night flight)