Really, sincerely hoping that this means my students won't have to live under the threat of deportation for the next four years at least :)

Peer review is increasingly obsolete: - The real archival publication is on arXiv. - The most scalable interest matchers are algorithms. - The best critics are interested readers. - The best impact metric is # citations, not # refereed pubs.

😀 I am starting a fundraise for picoCTF. PicoCTF is free to everyone, and costs about $500k a year (🙀) to run. If you've had a positive experience with pico, please reply or DM. I'll use it in my fundraise pitch. Pls RT for awareness. #ctf #hacking

[Please help spread the word] Deadline for submitting a CCS'22 workshop proposal is due in only *1 week* (Mar 18). Don't miss the chance for your great workshop ideas!

Please support if you can. 🙏

reset. This (momthisishowtwitterworks.com) was needed. :)

TSA needs a clear policy on if or not to remove macminis out of your bag. #TSA #MACMINI

Comp security researchers have a lot to learn from biological defense mechanisms in organisms.

Gannon's "small" ice cream!

Instead of bombing Syria could we just send in Miley Cyrus with her wrecking ball?

#Blackfish is a brilliant documentary. "'Is it possible' that orca whales are aggressive creatures?" - Yes, it is!

#AnandCarlsen after Ne3, Qe3, Bb6 to pin the night against the queen!?

Congratz #ISRO, for succeeding in putting #marsorbitor into Mars' orbit on the first attempt! Go #Mangalyaan!

For those who were patient enough to wait till the end of #TheInterview, they were treated with one last joke. :D

The Best Airport Welcome You Will See Today thepoke.co.uk/2014/12/31/the…

Improved your chess skills over the holidays? Share your next Play Magnus game with me. Find out how: tinyurl.com/nqwah5l #PlayMagnus

"Computer scientists "crack" poker" via ift.tt/1xN2e7B #CyberSecurity #InfoSec

Our paper on how cookies can be used for global surveillance will appear at WWW 2015 freedom-to-tinker.com/blog/englehard…