how does this…. turn into this😭

My idea of budgeting is just finding a better paying job

FWSSR, B&W edition ;)

Valentine’s Day Tip: She doesn’t want chocolates, she wants 💠TURQUOISE💠

Ready to be back.

“if you’re not providing for your woman, protecting her and you’re not professing your love for her — what are you doing?” - steve harvey

It’d be cool if Tarleton State University would do something to honor him since he is a Texan.

Girls 👏 don’t 👏 want 👏 roses 👏 for 👏 Valentine’s 👏 Day, 👏 they 👏 want 👏 Flatland 👏 Cavalry 👏 Tickets 👏

But actually damn that February Snow

Literally tracking my SHEIN order every hour since I placed the order 🤣

This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert

I draw the line right here. Thanks for asking PETA

Unintentionally proving my worth around respected cattlemen is my drug of choice.

All I’ve ever wanted 💗