I’m so glad I learned everything there is to know about mitochondria in high school bc I use that info every day!!!!! Too bad I can’t remember the lesson about credit cards…🧐 OH WAIT

Me: Easily spends $200 on holiday decorations knowing full well I’ll throw out 80% on January 1st Also me: Refuses to spend money to replace the hair straightener I’ve been using since 7th grade

So by NFT you mean non-fat trauma? Bc yes I have lots of that and it’s made my therapy very expensive

No one: Me to also no one following this account:

“Money solves money problems. It doesn’t make people love you; your actions do. Money, just like education, is supposed to buy you choices. It should provide security.” 👏🏼👏🏼 Well said, Vitaliy Katsenelson. #financialfreedom #approachablefinance

Keeping Up With The Market 😘😘😘😘😘😘💋

POV: When someone gives you unsolicited financial advice and they’re mansplaining and they’re using jargon and they’re not cute

Bull markets stretch investors time horizon from years to decades Bear markets do the opposite. They shrink horizons to few months, maybe a few quarters Don't let this market shrink your time horizon. If you're an investor go back to your models If you're trader - god help you

Tortoise caught the hare Source: Morningstar #gme #brk

500 BC: “I give u my most prized goat in exchange for my daughter.” 1678: “I’ll trade u some onions for ur carrots.” 1890: “Here’s some gold in exchange for a wool coat. 1960: OK that’s $7 even, ma’am.” 2050: “Transporting .00826667 Bitcoin to ur digital wallet, cheers meta!”

Me looking at my YTD returns:

The different levels of losses right now: If you own an S&P 500 index fund (minor correction) If you own the Nasdaq 100 (correction) If you own small caps (bear market) If you own Facebook (1987) If you own crypto (crash) If you own hyper-growth stocks (Great Depression)

One of those days…Don’t worry it’s decaf 🐋Ben Carlson Michael Batnick

“I don’t think this is going to be over until everybody swears they will never own an NFT, they will never own crypto, and they will never own a technology stock,” says C3.ai’s Tom Siebel “When we get there, we’ll know it’s over.”

This OG @animalspiritspod fan (🙋🏼‍♀️) loved seeing Ben Carlson quoted in Barron’s this week!! “Going to [all cash] extremes is where people make mistakes. #preach #nonoobwhaleshere