Waking up crying with literal tears streaming down my face every night, and holding my head in pain, has got to be one of the worst side effects of this concussion I can’t even escape the pain in sleep 🥲🫠

This is the most insane reach and way to bring Arsenal fans into something. The whole world is constantly putting Foden against Saka, talking shit on Saka, but as soon as Arsenal fans defend their player, we’re oBsEsSeD wItH fOdEn. So boring.

I don’t buy either of them at all, and there’s clearly something very bizarre going on, but Cynthia Erivo is genuinely a huge weirdo and there’s something dark about her spirit I can’t put my finger on

Gimme my money. I don’t even know who my crush is today.

My head would be on Jupiter if someone showed up with a 3 week old baby when I specified my wedding was CHILD FREE. Regardless of how “non existent” or how little trouble you think your baby is, if that’s what the couple want, you adhere to it. Insane to think otherwise.

The smell of my man. That specific smell of his armpits. (Don’t judge me, real lovers know what smell I mean) (Also I don’t have a man, I miss this smell 💔)

Could just be a case of those being the men YOU attract. Forever screaming about there being no “traditional” men around, but it’s usually those same women who also don’t wanna be a “traditional” woman. Won’t cook for or spoil a man, but wanna take take take.

So apparently my newest symptom of Second Impact Syndrome is feeling nauseous/wanting to vomit every time my head hits my pillow or I’m lay horizontal on my bed. Sleep is a myth cause of the pain anyway but now I have to try it semi sat up? Cba 🫠🫠🫠

10 minutes into my first viewing of A Time To Kill and I’ve already cried off my moisturiser 🫠

First he takes away my beloved voice notes [💔], now I don’t get a notification when I get a DM I just have to remember to check them? Elon Musk can you stop fucking everything up now pls

The first time I stayed in a hotel like this with an ex was The Montcalm Marble Arch (pre refurbishment) .. and it was a ✨SHOW✨

Every day. Every day all this app is discussing sex. One day I’ll open this app and we’ll be talking about something more important and worthwhile. Collapsed doggy, and don’t forget the pillow under the hips.

Also the fact that people now know when we’ve actually read a message is something I did NOT sign up for. My read receipts are off on everything for a reason 🫠

Nancy Tench is a massive cunt and I dislike her immensely

That Raven Symoné line that Biggie rapped in “Just Playing” is one of the worst bars in rap history

Bit nippy ain’t it

Why is everyone insane these days

An hour? That’s light work. I can’t even tell you the shit I’ve done for men that weren’t even my man at that point without feeling nauseous and embarrassed. Let me keep quiet.

Babyface and Johnny Gill hours 🩶🎶

There’s nothing in life I’m craving more right now than a West Coast road trip