“Punch it bro, the lights gray.”

Hunting season is done and over with, I’m bored. Let’s make a new record.

My toxic trait is saying ‘it’s okay’ when reality it really isn’t

If you don’t push the buggy as fast as you can coming out of the grocery store and ride it till it stops i can’t fux witchu.

Wanna know something that gives me immediate ick? Someone that has no work ethic

Well….somedays chicken salad, somedays chicken shit.

Fissna buy a flip phone

I don’t care what you identify as, just understand if you have a sexually charged conversation with my child I will identify you as a piñata. 🪅 #ilikecandy

the bare minimum is not effort

They wanna talk shit? Fuck em in the ear.

Pussy ass mother fucker

When she still takes pinky promises serious>>>

if ur unhappy, make changes in ur life

I just really wanna go fishing man

If home is where the heart is baby I’m with you night and day