The presenter, the househunter, the friend and the estate agent - everyone on this episode is utterly detestable #aplaceinthesun

Comedian Jon Richardson aping Margot Robbie in a bath, explaining Rishi Sunak’s career as hedgie, Big Short-style, is a thing of genius.

"Privatised water companies 'paid £377 average in dividends for every hour they polluted seas'." There you have it. For ever hour sewage got dumped on to your local beach water company shareholders got paid £377. Weren't you the lucky ones. 🤬 mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/p…

Auntie Linda coming back from Torremolinos with five times married Ted and she’s already changed her will

Reform UK plan tax cuts which they say will cost £70bn; however our analysis shows the actual cost will be at least £93bn. And their funding figures are out by £15bn+ All this means Reform UK have a total unfunded cost of at least £38bn - about two Liz Trusses.

The KKK have an away strip?

‘Fat blonde cunty one, the lettuce one and the little one - all gone, yes?’

The removal of Radcliffe and Maconie from their afternoon slot on 6 Music is the greatest piece of cultural vandalism forced upon the British public for the past 100 years and everything bad that has happened to the world since is somehow a result, idiots.

What's the new MP for Clacton doing out here in Milwaukee? 🇺🇸 emily m asks Nigel Farage MP... Global Player

When the footy starts, the days grow shorter and cocaine gets more expensive these men will stop rioting. But spare a thought for their partners and their kids. Their ordeal will continue.

Shame had to go to Eurosport 3 to watch it! Shambles bbc Dan Roan

Victoria Park, London, 1978. 100,000 Skins, Punks, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, Mixed , English, Irish, Hindus, Sikhs, Scots, Welsh, Working Class, Middle Class, trade unionists, unified against racists and fascists. Gen Z, it's your turn.

🧵1/ Thought I'd zoom in on the data from the Southport riots, especially given the recent arrest of a man in Pakistan - which has prompted some commentators & news outlets to use it as an opportunity to target people of colour once again. Let's look at what happened

If Raheem Sterling goes to Arsenal we'll give one person who reposts this tweet a free £10 Amazon gift card to spend on vinyl (or whatever)

I’m probably really late to this…. But have they all put each other’s coats on by accident?

Need one preferably two #bcafc