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AnfieldEditon

@anfieidediton

Parody Account of the Anfield Edition.

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calendar_today06-10-2018 13:23:15

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❗Latest sources from #LFC have reported that J.W.Henry bribed the Cameroon players to miss their penalties in order to create a Mane-Salah final. He intends to sell whoever loses the final in the summer.❗ [ً]

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❗#LFC's Roberto Firmino will be appointed as the ref for the AFCON final between Egypt and Senegal, at the request of the FA.❗ [-]

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❗️Having drawn Norwich in the 5th round of the FA Cup, #LFC have contacted an unnamed Uruguayan striker on a potential 6 month loan deal.❗️ 🟢[Lucas Leiva]🟢

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❗Klopp has leaked footage of #LFC's Milner kicking his pet goldfish, in the hopes the Englishman will have his contract terminated.❗ [R8 🚜🌾]

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❗️The recent leak of #LFC's Mo Salah was indeed confirmed to be false by Jurgen Klopp, after seeing the video he exclaimed 'It can't be Mo, his [penis] is much smaller'❗️ [A🤾🏽‍♂️]

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❗Queen Elizabeth is not thought to have passed away but instead has been held captive by #LFC's Adrian San Miguel. He is requesting a British passport and a starting place in the Carabao Cup final this weekend in exchange for her.❗ [R8 🚜🌾]

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❗️Jurgen Klopp and #LFC have requested a medal to be given to Kenny Dalglish's daughter as well, for her efforts towards Liverpool's campaign.❗️ [Benjamin White ]

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❗️#LFC are interested in Paul Pogba. Klopp thinks he would be a fantastic addition to the team and believes his presence as social media manager would elevate the global status of the club.❗️ [Guccipack]

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❗️Backroom staff at #LFC have reported conversations between Thiago and Fabinho at HT about Keita which went as follows: 'Brother don't pass it to him, on my mother's life he's playing against us'.❗️ [Sean]

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❗Haaland's plane has been hijacked and is currently under the control of Florentino Pérez, who sent Vasquez to handle this task. He intends to fly the Norwegian straight to Spain.❗ [AdrianSanMiguel (he/him)]

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❗️Keita is considering a lawsuit against #LFC's Klopp for physical misconduct, considering his lack of minutes in recent seasons. He is prepared to go to court.❗️ [R8 🚜🌾]

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❗️#LFC backroom staff say that Keita's absence at the game yesterday was due to him visiting Pogba's witch doctor. Sources close to the player reveal that he asked for a Henderson injury layoff. ❗️ [John O Sullivan]

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❗️The Queen was reported to have been taken into hospital following a seizure yesterday. The cause of the seizure remains a mystery, but many close to her believe it was due to watching #LFC player Milner's performance last night.❗️ [Jayden]

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❗️FSG have given Klopp an ultimatum: either resign from the job permanently or co-manage alongside Tuchel. #LFC will do everything possible to form this German alliance, with sources stating that this partnership will be reminiscent of the 1930's Weimar.❗️ 🟢[Sean]🟢

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❗️Andrew Tate, a boyhood fan of #LFC, has come forward to fund a transfer in the hopes of freeing Jude Bellingham in the summer from Dortmund, or what he refers to as 'the matrix'. More to follow shortly.❗️ [John O Sullivan]