Just got a job deleting the word twat from Piers Morgan’s Wikipedia page. The hours are long but it’s satisfying work

Here’s a great fact I learned today. Please use it wisely. Herr Flick from ‘Allo Allo’ sang at Winston Churchill’s funeral.

⁦Boris Johnson⁩ facebook.com/65054187504793…

I quite like the idea that all those misunderstood, scientific ‘geeks’ & ‘nerds’ from school are literally in a race to save the world right now. They’re now cooler than Bond, Bower or Eve- they’re our real Heroes & Heroines! Who’s cool now! In your face mean girls!

I have a message for Matt Hancock at Department of Health and Social Care asking him to #GetMNDonTheList 👇 #Covid19 #MND

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help make him famous x.com/Michelle1Jones…

Still having the company meetings online.

We really should think about getting that ⭐️ on the Ulster Rugby jersey... What do you reckon?

Looking forward to working with these two again soon. It hasn't always been easy.

#SUFTUMAtHome

Found this on my phone just now. I can’t bloody wait to get the chance to experience these nights Ulster Rugby again - keeps you going thinking about it 💪

new to twitter, what's up everybody?

Ted Hastings is Goliath. You heard it here first #LineOfDuty #bloodlands

Hello to everyone from Instagram and FB 👋🏾

Has Cristiano Ronaldo just done a Piers Morgan and stormed off? #pricks

I’m hearing Piers Morgan has an exclusive with Gordon the gopher next week