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Andrew Marzoni

@andrewmarzoni

teacher, songwriter @pizzaguymusic, critic @thenation, @newrepublic, @thebafflermag, etc.

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*randy newman voice* I’m the butter boy of Abilene, Texas And I’ve got a bone to pick with you If I don’t get my weekly paycheck This butter’s gonna be all over you

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More and more people are saying it’s a beautiful week to be visiting in-laws in Montgomery County, just beautiful, I’ll tell you what folks. nytimes.com/live/2025/08/1…

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Whenever I try to get my son to try new cuisines he says, “I want English food,” so next time I’m serving him a Welsh rarebit with a poached egg on top, please, not too runny, and bacon, scones, butter, cream, jam, not strawberry—what else?—a pot of Lapsang, and some sausages.

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Pretty crazy how Her (2013) accurately predicted fashion and weird relationships with AI girlfriends in 2025, the year in which the movie is set.

Pretty crazy how Her (2013) accurately predicted fashion and weird relationships with AI girlfriends in 2025, the year in which the movie is set.
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“Many of these women here are interviewing Andrew Cuomo and if they feel unsafe they’re going to have a whistle to help them through it,” Eric Adams says at his city hall presser

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Bookstores shouldn’t have in-shelf mood lighting and Apple Store minimalism. They should look like a deranged person lives there sleeping on a sackcloth-covered pile of books. They can’t sleep in the thousand-year-old leather chair because that’s the cat’s bed.