My mom just told me my niece is finishing kindergarten online... and for what, to learn the alphabet? “Z is for zoom conference”

Made it to 4! years old, hope I can make it to 5!

🗣 AYO THE SWAMP STILL IN THERE 🗣

Alright, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit, who wants to deflower me 🌹

My niece came to cheer on my mom at her hockey game and made a sign to show support, I just don’t know why she had to get so political with it

😂😂😂 Oh E-man, you’ve done it again you magnificent bastard. Such a dank memer. Just like us !!!

Completely sane normal thing that should be allowed

Someone else learned how to inspect element 😴

One time in middle school, these popular kids made fun of me for not knowing how much movie tickets cost, therefore implying I never went to the movies with friends and/or girls (they were right)

Do a flip, Pavel Datsyuk! 🫨 🗓️: January 17, 2010

Grinch haters still bringing up the Whoville incident as if his heart didn’t literally grow 3 sizes that day

POV: My dad tomorrow morning manning the extra large trash bag

I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions

you’re a cinephile? you should be in prison you fucking piece of shit

One of the worst things a jig can be is up.

me to my only friend that laughs at my jokes every now and then: dude we should write a tv show