My oil painting of an out of focus Christmas tree

let's be orange with mama

stoppp T-T

the new dm's are terrible

my brother is lowk the funniest person i know. it's just that the jokes mostly happen on my expense.

matilda

w for ddun

my favorite thing about me is i always say normal things and do normal things and act normal. and ive never strayed from that

god i love simar

Wasted my entire Sunday. Maybe the last 32 years as well

other kid’s mom during career day: so that’s about how my day goes as a brain surgeon [6th graders all clap] me, the guy who runs on a giant hamster wheel to power every automatic hand dryer: but you know if she couldn’t wash her hands properly, she’d basically be useless

where is the dove's shadow

LAUGHING

so black cats don't bring the bad luck, they simply detect it. correlation does not mean causation etc etc !!!

the fruit bar hates to see me coming

is it okay to whisper "you swan, he frog" in the bride's ear?

😨 new favourite emoji

red brick words puts out such bad content 😭

Crewneck I made trying to replicate the colors I see when I close my eyes. Close enough?