Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library

Desperately trying to summon Autumn by lighting candles, making tea and eating chicken soup today.

Remembering the evenings that I’d work late in the office and come home to find Linda Branch had already put a hot water bottle in my bed 🥰

The Pret closest to my office has mysteriously closed and it’s now disrupted the whole morning-coffee-ecosystem within a 1km radius. Carnage.

Has Stokes done it for us again? Come on lads! 😬 #T20WorldCupFinal

I am a slave to the Pret Subscription.

#NewProfilePic

I don’t like to be the one who makes a shallow tweet about sport, but do we know how Johnny Sexton suddenly got hot? I think it’s the greying hair. #GuinnessSixNations #WALIRE

Today is my very last day in my twenties.

I don’t think I can bear this if it goes to penalties 😬 #COYH

OH MY GOD, WE’VE DONE IT #COYH

Saw the brillant Pierre Novellie at Leicester Square Theatre this evening and laughed until my stomach hurt. So, so good.

3 POINTS! 🎉

Luton Town have now scored more goals than Man United in the Premier League this season ⚽

A night we will never forget. Good night, Hatters 🧡

THREE. HUGE. POINTS! 🧡

Carlton Morris, you absolute gem 🧡

Anyone else staying up to see some Tories cry in a leisure centre? #labgain

3 x seated tickets for the bleachers gig at O2 Brixton Academy being resold via TicketMaster if anyone is interested. #bleachers #brixton secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3E006068AB3…

It's home, again.