BREAKING NEWS!

this sounds fun.

The only Anthony Edwards I acknowledge

Gross. I don’t eat butterfly.

*Siri, open Zillow*

I hope nobody thinks I paid for this checkmark.

Doris Burke is so rad.

Don’t say “room service” when you’re talking about Sacramento Kings! Come on.

Tucker Carlson, live from his infrared sauna.

Katy Perry iis singing the theme song from the Carol Burnett show and I am crying for all the wrong reasons.

The Warriors are such nepo babies, they are like the Euphoria of basketball.

sometimes i really did just see a text

I can’t believe Al Pacino AND Robert Deniro both have babies on the way DURING A WRITERS’ STRIKE. I have comedy blue balls.

Is it super gross outside, or is NYC just filled with boyfriend air?

Pretty bad when you can’t wait to breathe the fresh air of LAX

Uh… ya think???

Dennis Rodman still looks better in a skirt than I do.

them: you’ve made your bed, now lie in it. me:

In hind sight, we should have let strippers join the actors union. Then CEOs might care about the strike.