Grayson Rodriguez of Position Players

It’s hard to get swept in four games. Very hard. The #Orioles have made it look easy. Mike Elias and Sig Mejdal have absolutely no business running this baseball team for another day. If you think attendance is bad now, David M. Rubenstein and Cal Ripken, Jr., just wait a few weeks.

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It’s even worse than I thought.

It's just really sad what this organization has turned into in a span of two years. #Birdland #Orioles #FlyDifferent

According to Chat GPT, the May 2026 Baltimore Orioles become the first team in the modern era (since at least 1901) to be swept in a 4 game series with all four losses by 5+ runs. I don't care who, but someone has to be fired for this.

In 2023 Elias had a team that: * won 101 game * had the manager of the year * a good young core * a stacked minor league In less than three years later, he somehow managed to fuck that all up. #birdland

The Baltimore Orioles had all offseason to revamp their pitching staff just to have the 3rd worst ERA in MLB. 4th worst in HR/9, 8th worst in K%, and 10th worst in FIP as a team; YIKES.

The new savior manager (EL OH EL) basically called them out after last game asking who they were gonna be this year and they responded by losing 12-1 to cap off a four game mop in NY. These players are an unmitigated disaster. #Birdland .

Worst part is we all know where this leads. Gunnar and Adley gone at the deadline.

Baltimore Orioles We good on yall we waiting for football szn

Gunnar Henderson demanding a trade at the deadline 8 years after trading Manny Machado

I will not support this Oriole team until something is changed

as if the orioles aren’t bad enough, we’re in THIS part of the football offseason

Garret Cole is such a loser lol Hitting a 20-year-old in High A because he got barreled. Cool man.

Tyrese Maxey, VJ Edgecombe, Paul George, Quentin Grimes

softest superstar ever i’m tired of ts

Coby Mayo is fucking garbage lmao send this dude to A ball

“Tower Federal Credit Union Bird Bath” is atrocious

Selling the naming rights to the bird bath is unreal lmfao