9ice Max Dowman next season:

Feel really sorry for the dad going down for murder now. His Son was robbed at knife point for his bike and he’s obviously lost his head. Scumbag thief was apparently “a top top lad” Fuck him, he fucked around and found out.

When can we start picking drivers by their race?

too ambitious?

Rest in peace, Hulk.

Another Never Wrong award on my mantel right next to my Always Broke and Dead Before Not-Racist awards. Net Negative award in the end for South Park as expected. Supernaturally large payouts and earnings for making a damn cartoon.

Want to allow the innocent a life.

“What do you mean you don’t drink? You’re 15”

Wearing headphones in public just makes you look like an autistic person with sensory problems

A magnificent example of the European culture we’re told doesn’t exist. Touches my heart every single time.

Channeling the vibe of Luciano Pavarotti

Champions of Europe! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I LOVE ENGLAND

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labour mps when someone disagrees with their online safety act

Miami be feeling like sodden and gonnorah

Rivals are making fun of Chloe Kelly for being ‘corny’