See all these people on IG with like styled bookshelves: how could you be arsed? Where do you put your books???

Was about to go to bed at midnight then Andy asked me which of boyzone or westlife are the better band and it got me so riled up am still awake two hours later

for sale: carseat, baby flunged out it

Mark: Four naan,​ Jeremy? Four? That's insane.

Can’t stop thinking about dicks drive-in in Seattle

Why is paint so expensive

£74 to see Biffy in Belfast are ya takin the piss like

I love the Adam Buxton episode of the IT Crowd so much. He’s excruciating in it

I think Brentford FC would have the best hair in the prem (Collins, Jensen, Kelleher etc) but it all gets cancelled out by Damsgaard

Super Hans: The secret ​ingredient is crime.

Got asked yday if my “so it goes” tattoo was a Taylor swift reference so now I’m going to get it scrubbed out

Packing up the flat you’ve lived in for 8 years when you’re a trinket gal is not something I’d wish on any one

I got a stunning mid century dressing table for FIVE POUNDS today. Now admittedly it’s covered in white paint but once it’s cleaned up it’s gonna be the bargain of the year

Anthony Rizzo has announced his retirement after 14 seasons with the Cubs, Yankees and Padres. Rizzo was a 4-time Gold Glove Award winner (2016, 2018-2020) and won Platinum Glove honors in 2016. He was also a 3-time All-Star (2014-2016) and won a Silver Slugger Award in 2016. In

Anthony Rizzo I’ll love you forever

I think two people I know completely separately that don’t know each other at all are both on the same wildlife trip in Peru right now

Fried Rice for the first time tonight 🔥