This is nuts

i just realized i brought milk that doesn’t have an expiration date on it... wtf

i’ll never forget the day Kendall Bowman referred to my car as like driving a golf cart

“ you always get the same damn food” Me:

he said the littlest things make him happy so I showed my titties

Just a reminder tonight: Jesus ate with sinners. He didn’t support their lifestyle, but that NEVER stopped Him from loving them. You can disagree with them, but that’s okay. Love them anyways.

Imagine you get murdered and some girl skips your episode of forensic files bc it’s boring

chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing

Me: My brain: BODYADIYADIYADIYADI

can y’all just post y’all therapist’s advice on twitter so i don’t have to go

Me and my momma as I attempt to go Super Sayain at 4am 😔

whoever told me that a doritos locos taco was good, i hate u