What a snack !! Not the cake 🤪🤪 am I right girls ? X

Happy birthday Shay Spencer see you soon butter bean

Halloweeen is cancelled goodnight🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Place 4th on come dine with me* My brain- Don’t say it! Don’t say it! Don’t say it! Don’t say it! Me: “Enjoy the money. I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on”

Happy birthday Micky have a good day brother! 🍻🍻🎉

Happy birthday CD have a gooden bro 👊🏼

Happy birthday Meg hope you have a good day! Xx

Just trying to earn a crust geeze, we don't wanna block the road if we don't have to

This - for those of you who wondered - is exactly what being woken by a three-year old at 5 am is like.

Happy birthday brother Bradley Gillman have a good one! 🍻

Dear Leftists, My name is AMANDEEP SINGH BHOGAL. And I am proud to be British Indian. Deal. With. It.

Police car smashed up in Brixton last night, 15 police officers injured. Was this leading TV News this morning?

DON’T STOP ME NOW... #Tier4

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

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Stick it in your diary’s 💙

Is there anyone on here who deals with programme making for football matches please? I need someone who deals with good quality and can make loads for a charity match in August! Please RT