Oh fucking have that City, put your hands in your pockets you big stiff idiots

When the rugby boys put their piss through the Sodastream

Lets go!

#NewProfilePic #londonmarathon2021 what a feeling

This is Teddy. He’s found several clues that indicate there’s a good boy around here somewhere. Maybe you’ve seen him. 14/10

True Story 🤨

But what about my Pret subscription Boris? I've literally just finished my free month and started paying? Where am I going to get my Chai latte from now Boris? I love to manger but there is nowhere to manger near home #PlanB

Merry Christmas all! Dinner via Microsoft teams for me this afternoon and I've lost one of my Christmas pudding socks. At least all my alcohol is being kept cool, hung outside the window in a bag for life held on by a belt. Stay safe 🎅🎅

Tense days ahead as Boris Johnson waits to find out if inquiry ordered by Boris Johnson finds that Boris Johnson attended a party at Boris Johnson’s house.

Gareth Southgate

#AccidentalPartridge

21-0 and it’s just on the full time whistle!

Unbelievable scenes 😂😂😂

See you soon, Aveley Football Club 👏 #TheVanarama | Vanarama

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Matches: 1️⃣6️⃣7️⃣ ☝️ Wickets: 6️⃣0️⃣2️⃣ 🏏 Runs: 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣4️⃣ 🏆 4x Ashes wins 🌍 1x T20 World Cup 🎖️ MBE for services to cricket Thank you, Broady ❤️

Beyond belief, come on the boys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Pleaseeeeee

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!