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"i think of you as a timeless, immortal entity" | 朱雨新 | they/them | escaped from MIT, now Core OS at Microsoft

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one of my many personality flaws is that I treat every textbox as a creative writing exercise, leading me to do things like writing "going to Boston to get a haircut, and do the other things" on an out-of-office calendar invite

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my dad said the word “frogger” and i cut him off to go “i hardly know her” and he sighed big and went “just…stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman”

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talking to a raven i just met who only says one word, asking it questions that would be devastating if it answered with that one word it says, getting mad

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for the past two years, my friends and I have celebrated "no regret november", where you are not allowed to regret and any violations are viciously prosecuted by the regret police. join us in embracing the zen of living without regret this month

for the past two years, my friends and I have celebrated "no regret november", where you are not allowed to regret and any violations are viciously prosecuted by the regret police. join us in embracing the zen of living without regret this month
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(finishing my bowl at Yume Wo Katare) ah yes, I want a good grade in ramen, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

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as one of the world's foremost experts on Mamma Mia! (2008), I have to admit that the North American touring production is actually extremely good