Glad Arsenal v Reading is on the red button so I can flick to it when the tedious pitchside interviews are taking place. #bbcnfl

Managed to get most of the first half in. Now I’m having to watch Hey Duggee. Brilliant.... #bbcnfl

This is what happens when you take weaponry onto the pitch..... Matt Forbeck #bloodbowl

When you can afford £359 million for Buckingham Palace, £58 billion for HS2, or even £44,000 for Jeremy Hunt’s bathroom.... I have cerebral palsy and use a wheelchair. The DWP still wanted to take my car. inews.co.uk/?p=209203

This, from a 1978 review, is Anthony Burgess trying to mock the gobbledygook that is science fiction (specifically Gollancz's list, as it goes). Thing is: the novel he describes sounds amazing.

Two actual reasons I heard that people voted for Brexit: 1. I fancied a change. 2. I thought it would be nice for the buses to run on time again. I’m not making this up. I’m not sure democracy works when the electorate are ill informed/plain stupid.

BREAKING. The govt has cynically just slipped out its No Deal NHS Brexit plan, Fri pm before Christmas. Note this extraordinary line ordering NHS staff ‘to promote messages of reassurance’ to patients. We are doctors, Mrs May. We do facts, not spin. gov.uk/government/pub…

Whilst browsing Twitter I accidentally found myself on the right wing side of it and was exposed to the selfish, greedy, hateful and downright stupid side of humanity. I feel utterly ashamed to be the same species as some of these “people”.

My New Years Eve is sorted...... Joanne Harris

Met the brilliant Lisa Nandy MP today. Outside my son’s nursery too. Nothing more to say, other than it was a great moment.

Author and Grand Master Gene Wolfe, 1931-2019 tor.com/2019/04/15/gen… via Tor.com (Now at @Reactormag)

Jonathan Pierce isn’t half prattling on. Can’t we have a decent commentator for such a big game? #Lionesses BBC

Having just witnessed the bulge-eyed ranting of @desmondswayne it would appear the tories are taking having to abide by the law, very badly.

Just when you think humanity is disappearing, someone posts a wonderful clip to fill me with hope and love:

Boris Johnson is lying.

While people wishing to replace Jeremy Corbyn as leader continue to smear his reputation around Corporate Studios, he was in Parliament today fighting for the homeless and those living in housing with flammable cladding. They're not fit to tie his shoelaces.

Smashed out of his mind on egg nog (yes, I know, he doesn’t drink, I was giving him an excuse, poor brain dead fellow).

#OhJeremyCorbyn THANK YOU JEREMY CORBYN. YOU ARE A LEGEND dorseteye.com/thank-you-jere…

With 10 minutes to go, we can spend the time counting the brain cells of this Leave voter - who has not one single solitary clue what she voted for or why, or what she thinks will happen. We f*ckin DESPAIR! x.com/MrsMigginsHere…

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