Just realized that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

Listening to Roger & JP show and hearing Monica! 🎧📻🎙 talk about #comachameleons had me cracking up. Don't know if I can be part of the Buffalo Coma Squad but I think I might have a honorable mention. In 92, on leave from the Navy, me and my friend decided to drive to

Pt 3 Roger & JP Monica! 🎧📻🎙 because we were snowed in. The best three days I kind of remember lol. Sorry for the length of my three part story 😋

Have ever met someone and realized that they are the reason why there is directions on shampoo

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

If I say, "First Of All", run away because I have prepared charts, data and research and I will destroy you.

I bet it's called Almond Milk because nobody can say Nut Juice with a straight face.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once

The most important thing to do in your life is not to interfere in somebody else's life.

When people yawn, do deaf people think they are screaming?

If you can dream it, you can do it. Unless you're having that dream where snakes bite your ankles until your teeth fall out. Because you probably shouldn't do that one.

Forget Prince Charming. Go for the Wolf. He can see you better, hear you better and eat you better

What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

FYI...You pee on a jellyfish sting and not on a jelly stain. Again, my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.

I just watched my first porno two days ago. I looked so much younger then

Got hacks! Starting all over again.

Got hacked! Starting over

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