When I’m high but trying to act normal

I'm sorry, but Trump just claimed that Democrats allow "after birth" abortion and the moderators' only response was "thank you"???

This debate....

Don’t watch the debates if you’re one of those people who gets really sad when you see an elderly person eating soup alone at a restaurant.

what we need up there right now is a professional yapper, someone tap her in

neither of these candidates are existing in the context of all in which they live

I love that those little pommel horse guys wear footie pajamas to compete

teaching your parents the meaning of tea is underrated

Everyone needs to be watching Olympic breakdancing omfg

You subpoenaed the wrong bitch

been waiting 10 years for this Lil Jon C-Span chyron

after saying “nothing from my end” at the technical all hands

leonardo dicaprio just switched to bing

that fact that a convict with a ankle monitor got on Dancing with the Stars before Sch*ana 😭

You’re never alone. Theres mold

Just kidding 🇬🇷 mazel tov

And that sums it up