Why are we allowing the future to be dictated in any way by a dude who looks like Michael Cera in arrested development

Good morning to everyone except Kash Patel, who apparently can't find an 84 year-old missing woman, can't arrest the murderers of Keith Porter, Renee Good or Alex Pretti; won't arrest any Epstein perpetrators, but can fly all over the world chugging beer.

An AI COMPANY is protecting humanity from the most corrupt administration in the history of our country

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

Best running bit in the nba

This country is so fucking embarrassing on so many levels

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

Yeah fuck this guy

Side note: Donald trump, one of the most litigious motherfuckers who ever lived, has never sued anyone for saying that he’s a child-raping pedophile. Because it’s true.

This is absolutely insane: Prior to the Iran war, US oil companies were generating ~$62 billion in annual free cash flow with oil prices at $55/barrel. Now, with oil prices at $100/barrel, US oil companies are expected to generate $163 billion in annual free cash flow, if

The dumbest fuck on the planet is President of the United States.

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

After bombing a school and massacring young girls, the war criminal in the White House is threatening genocide. It's time to invoke the 25th Amendment. This maniac should be removed from office.

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

The world not screeching to a halt when the US killed more than 100 little school girls on the very first day of this "liberating war" led us exactly to this moment

Y’all are fucking clowns. Do something other than holding up a god damn rulebook saying “this isn’t in the rules”

They need to replace their Casting director

Workplace installed spyware on our computers, gotta leave LinkedIn emails open just to keep them humble