the lady doing my pedicure just said “lots of cheese” in response to the mountain of dead skin that came off my foot 😭 idk whether to laugh or cry

“there is always something to love. even in a stupid universe where we have hot dogs for fingers, we get very good with our feet” was the line that did it for me

ive made a lot of mistakes in my life, but there was a time as a nerdy pre-teen that i chose between being someone who watched weird white guys pretend to be funny on youtube and developing worthwhile hobbies and interests. today i reap the benefits

Nope (2022)

personally i feel as though there should be more halloween music. one can only listen to spooky scary skeletons so much

something that equally excites me and stresses me out is driving through a roundabout

does acab include the band The Police

i love how this isn’t even like a stretch or a reach at all. it’s literally the plot of the movie

netflix will ask me if i want to skip intro and the intro in question is just the 5 second long New Girl intro that simply says “who’s that girl? it’s Jess!”

“call me a childrens entertainment secret agent spy bear because i love you oso much” -my fiancé

ok my only actual Oppenheimer take is that it’s so unbelievably funny to be watching an intense period piece and have to be like “is that… josh peck?”

not gonna lie i thought that Kate McKinnon (weird barbie) was Pink the whole movie

it's me & my husband's first week of married life after the honeymoon and our complex caught on fire 😅everyone is alive & safe!

the biggest adjustment to getting married has been that my husband sleeps in pitch darkness

watching this AP news interview where a girl is talking about unity… while two men have a literal fist fight in the background