Am I scared of microplastics? I don’t know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind

Strike one, President Bush!

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

no it’s actually trying different sandwiches

BREAKING: Syria's new government announces it will move away from state-controlled economy to a free market model to attract investment

Cats in Greece in 1970 before the Islamic revolution in Iran in 1979

China is improving fake things like infrastructure, human health and manufacturing. They should be focused on real things like real estate home prices, govt bonds and the stock market.

Simone Weil wrote “Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.” I think about this truth a lot.

look at my emperor’s treacherous eunuch dawg

kid just said “your skin is kinda like a bag containing your body.” no it is not. we don’t do thinking meat in this house. we don’t think it’s crazy that we’re hurtling through space on a rock. find your wonderment elsewhere

In the United States of North America, every independent movement of the workers was paralysed so long as slavery disfigured a part of the Republic. Labour cannot emancipate itself in the white skin where in the black it is branded.

Centrists 2019: “is Chapo Trap House’s embrace of Sanders over Warren a pipeline to repealing voting rights for all women?” Centrists 2025: “On this edition of the AI Weaponry podcast I’ll be chatting with David Duke about urban planning.”

Hey guys just a reminder it doesn't matter where you go to college. I happened to get a full ride to an ivy but I'm a bad person who is unemployable and my life sucks!

two is a terrific number of beers but we’re looking very strongly into three or possible four

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

The only Waymo I care about is the way Moe serves up the suds to Homer and the gang in the classic animated television show The Simpsons

After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

Remember when people used to lie and say winnie the pooh was illegal in china and now something even stupider is actually happening in the US