Me dancing James Oconnell ‘s wedding 🕺

Uppercase F, B and B — your lowercase pals t and l feel left out.

Just been wished 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐲 by someone who didn’t know I used to be a Church Warden. I did tell you I used to be a Church Warden, didn’t I? #GoodFriday

They have risen indeed. Hallelujah 🙏

If this works on navy t-shirts 👀 instagram.com/reel/DId904thM…

Happy Friday, folks. How’s your morning started?

My barber showing me the back.

This is absolutely class, Lymington Town on way to play FA cup football match before getting to the bridge to go into Wales. Players asked for passports messing about. Goalkeeper didn't have one so they told him to hide, then this is what happened:

My Gmail inbox. The Devil’s work.

This is the sort of Father’s Day prezzie I’m here for! ❤️

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Happy Heaton Park Eve ✌️#oasis

If anyone’s looking to offload one spare Front Standing for Heaton Park on Saturday (12th) please gizza shout 🙏

Wise words Michael Wood 🥵🍦

Top notes of diesel, faint undertones of burning rubber — and a lingering base of questionable wordplay. Eau dear.

Just back from the podiatry clinic. Been having my ingrowing toenail looked at. This is how they sent me home.

A £15m Lotto win on Friday and just try stopping me hit that Buy it Now button!

Gonna grow my hair instagram.com/reel/DNocawaIW…

Everton

My lad’s U-14 footy this morning. The pitch had no markings. Both teams rocked up in yellow kits. Our boys turned their tops inside out. Oh, and there was a bit of fog.