Putting Babus in charge of reforming the economy is like putting the Taliban in charge of women’s liberation. Simple example Total land Netherlands: 42,000 sqkm India: 3,287,000 sqkm (78x) Total Agricultural Exports Netherlands: $148 billion (3x) India: $49 billion

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Dear Pakistan, you have managed to reduce your cricket to Bangladesh.

Pakistan aren’t poor losers. They are good losers in that they lose at cricket, lose at wars and lose half their country.

THE SKIN DOCTOR 😊 may be , answer lies here 😊

One day a student moved to SF. He went to his Master and asked, "Teacher, I am new here and understand that SF is a city of many freedoms. What musnt I do?" The teacher replied simply: "everything is permitted" Hearing this, the student went into the city. Growing weary from

On a TV show, Mushtaq Ahmed is saying that in 96 World Cup humne uske ghar mein jaake unko haraya tha. Now Pakistanis treat cricket history like wars. They claim victory in games they lost.

This is going to revolutionize education 📚 Google just launched "Learn Your Way" that basically takes whatever boring chapter you're supposed to read and rebuilds it around stuff you actually give a damn about. Like if you're into basketball and have to learn Newton's laws,

My car broke down today, so I booked an auto home. It was a brand-new electric one. The driver, Vivek Singh, looked to be in his forties: quiet, focused, the kind of man who keeps to himself. At a busy red light, a delivery boy pulled up beside us and, eyeing the auto, asked,

Overrated problem: corruption Underrated problem pure waste Overrated problem: welfare queen Underrated problem: bullshit job

Note: When public infrastructure collapses as it has done in Kolkata after the recent rains in a non-BJP-ruled state, no one blames the state government.

It’s hard to find conviction, but you deserve nothing less.

Dear SUHEL SETH, if the Oxford English Dictionary is my ‘sole mate,’ then I suppose I walk in well-defined shoes. Better that than barefoot in banality! So I'm guilty as charged. And if you meant the OED is my 'sole' mate, I must say being wedded to the dictionary beats being

These FORTUNE idiots got it backwards. My point was that bike lanes contribute to IMPROVEMENT in well-being and happiness WITHOUT generating economic growth.

Look I'm sorry but he is objectively the funniest person in the world. I get why people hate him, but they still have to acknowledge that.

Today we are launching my favorite feature of ChatGPT so far, called Pulse. It is initially available to Pro subscribers. Pulse works for you overnight, and keeps thinking about your interests, your connected data, your recent chats, and more. Every morning, you get a

Mother died? -- ‘Everyone’s mother dies, don’t be dramatic.’ Child in ICU? --‘Are you a doctor? Go to office or LWP.’ Wife hospitalized? --‘You are useless.’, This is how @UCOBank’s Zonal Head treats his own officers. Not leadership, but barbaric dictatorship. Shame on this

The NPC theory: “most people” don’t really have deep inner lives where they yearn for meaning and purpose, they’re just incentive-following automatons who will do whatever satisfies their hardwired drives. Just sheep following the trends.

"At first I wanted to erase the Roman name and convert all Roman territory into a Gothic empire: I longed for Romania to become Gothia, and Athaulf to be what Caesar Augustus had been. But long experience has taught me that the ungoverned wildness of the Goths will never submit

So, the government is pushing people to use public transport (which is inadequate), or to car-pool (whose apps are banned), in order to decongest roads (which are half-unusable), and clear lanes (that are non-existent).