The switch up at 30 secs… oh bohemian rhapsody don’t make that face

Got sand all over this bathroom

Underrated part about being a server is when kids give you drawings as a thank you. These are two of my faves; the first one is a portrait of me (the bangs 😭😭)

Catchin rays

Cinco

Mikhail Gorbachev… remember those walls I built? Well baby they’re tumbling down

Muted the met gala, I’ll just see the highlights tomorrow

Seeing oomf try to drag doechii’s attitude at the met knowing they’ve crashed out over less

I’ll t-t-take you to the garden of eden

Show me your granny I’ll show you mine open.spotify.com/track/0Tqn5Th0…

👉👈

Hakuna matata

o it just might be

Good morning!

The idea of having to go to work to earn a living

GYAITMFHRNBIBYA

Diamond boy

You ever swallow a tortilla chip piece that’s a little too big and now it feels like you got a tiny razor blade slowly traveling down your throat

I hate when movie studios neglect a cult classic until they see how lucrative it is and they ruin the legacy with a botched sequel that makes no sense… yes this is about the Ma sequel

Oomf getting married at 20 for his green card and I’m invited to the wedding