All jokes aside, please pray for the 750 soldiers who are deploying to Iraq as we speak. Real heros are putting their lives on the line while ya’ll playing 🤦🏽‍♂️

I’m officially dedicating my life to suicide prevention and mental illness!!! Y’all not alone Waka Flocka Flame is with y’all now!!!!

anyone else ever wish that Jesus would just walk in your room, sit next to you and say “okay so here’s what you’re gonna do...” or is that just me.

Amen

Grandma when I show up to the family Christmas without a girlfriend

Make being sober cool again before you wake up one day and all your friends are gone

Growing up "ugly”and seeing the way people treated you when they weren’t attracted to you vs now that they are will never not be funny

gentle reminder:

Folks, we have 105 dogs up for adoption and we need to get them out of here. What would drive you to come to the shelter and browse our dogs? A dunk tank? Celebrity appearances? We could make the CEO juggle something, you just gotta tell us what

if a man says anything along the lines of “i don’t deserve you” he ain’t lying baby pack ur bags up NOW. i’m coming to pick you up

Having an emotionally mature partner is TOP TIER. You're able to express yourself freely and openly. They don’t insult you, they don't give you the silent treatment, they don't become aggressive or manipulative. They listen, they respond – they patiently hold a safe space for you

I’m so understanding that sometimes I invalidate my own feelings