i have two friends: myself and my cat

me interacting with every cat i see on the street

Excuse me, London’s talking! Brenda Song Ashley Tisdale

drew seeley is such an underrated disney heartthrob

“let’s get plastered and play in the snow” okay mom, chill. let’s make sure the turkey is cooked first.

Only at the cottages would I see a man rub chunky queso deep into the pores of his hands like it’s lotion instead of cleaning it off.

I’m ONE clothing purchase away from being happy I bet

everyone has that one friend who is too busy to hangout unless u happen to find one of the five golden tickets then they want to be your plus one where’s your fuckin polio now grandpa joe

One of my mom’s friends just sent her homemade masks to thank her for working in the ER and my heart is just so full rn 😩😩💕

“I’m just a teenage dirtbag BAaaaby” -me, pushing 30, many of my friends have kids

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

Abigail: 9/10 love it love it love it Abby: 0/10 reminds me of high school🤢🤢🤢 Gab-igail: -1748392/10 I will forever live in the shadow of my sister... thanks SO much, mom

I just don’t understand how all of the racist, homophobic, immoral, transphobic, misogynistic things Trump has said and stood for wasn’t a deal breaker for this many Americans.

One of the strongest relationships in my life, for several years, is to Tums.

Just in case they need a double for Don’t Worry Darling.

Congratulations to Emma Hotz! An incredibly dedicated and outstanding Lobo.

hey big daddy Abigail

WE GOT THE HARRYWEEN CODE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO faith rolon Abigail

BITCH Abigail WE'RE GOING TO HARRYWEEN!!!!!!!!!!