real thankful I never let my ex convince me to join the reserves about now

hey big daddy Abigail

idc smoking cigarettes is cool and it makes you look hotter

Please send your love and support to our sister Jaiden! Anything helps 💛❤️ gofund.me/c864bf80

Thank you Dion's for #ChipotleRanch! 🤩#ChiptoleRanchMGMT411 #Ad

you have a better chance of winning the lottery then to get a gym girl to smile back at you

this is how I feel every time a get a pedicure and they use that cheese grater thing

We had a blast winning this years Greek Week! Thank you to everyone involved in putting this on and all the girls who participated and cheered each other on. Pi Gamma can’t wait to come out next year for another win!!

oh so god could kill his own son but i can’t

going to whole food or TJs and forgetting ur reusable bags is honestly so embarrassing

this includes the r word btw

happy disability pride month! remember the r word is a slur and should not be used period!! I’ve attached a link of replacements for commonly used ableist terms libguides.ufv.ca/c.php?g=705905…

pretty girls are never lonely especially in a mining town bar

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have facial hair

If she still has to use maps in her own city keep her bro

Tongs, really?

I can’t drop out of my masters program bc the Instagram caption I have thought up for graduation is too good

the ring app is my favorite form of social media