life is not a morango btw

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu has revealed his personal top 8 video games of time.

just saw a VERY pregnant woman smoke like 5 cigs in a row... cant wait to have another retard download cs2 in a few years and ban nuke in premier

O telefone tocou novamente / Fui atender e não era o meu amor

Men are simple creatures bro. All we want is a cold beer, some hawk tuah, and for tel aviv to be wiped off the face of the planet

Squirtle nació entre 1995-2005

Wordle with some bullshit word again

everyone at the airport when i blow myself up

Karl Marx failed to consider that religion is the opium of the people

after covid imma get a gf and start going to the gym

How singles player talk about ANYONE in vgc that isn’t Wolfe Glicke:

🗣️ Let's get this place HUMID!

Tonight, again, enjoyed a couple of episodes of The X-Files written by Vince Gilligan. I watched Season 6, Episode 14 “Monday,” and Season 7, Episode 3 “Hungry.” “Monday” is a time-loop story. When the cause of the loop is finally revealed at the end, it’s quite heartbreaking.

how hitler could've won: >don't terror bomb britain, create safe space for queer voices instead >don't siege leningrad, create safe space for queer voices instead >demand mussolini not to be a bigot >pride parade in stalingrad >ally with queer voices against commies >ignore TERFs

Nintendo 3DS eShop

FURIA showed a trick how to legally skip a tournament to have a rest.

growing up is realizing ive heard "theyre coming A" more than ive heard "i love you" 🥀

Ángel Di María / Demonio No Digas Jesús

They even added the Charlie Kirk POI 🤯🤯