david dobrik said he couldn’t wrap his head around the fact that his childhood friend was an assaulter and that’s literally the problem. men will ignore and discredit women but won’t hold their besties accountable :)

MARRIAGE EQUALITY DOESN’T EXIST UNTIL DISABLED PEOPLE CAN MARRY WITHOUT LOSING THEIR BENEFITS THAT THEY RELY ON TO SURVIVE

People who had to get vaccinated to go to kindergarten are shocked you have to get vaccinated against a virus that is still causing global pandemic. Truly living in an idiocracy

You know how you go to get the vaccine and no one asks for money and you aren’t worried about how much you’ll have to pay? Now imagine all healthcare was delivered like that.

The vaccine experience is basically "This edible ain't shit" and then passing out for at least five hours.

The CDC said that vaccinated people don’t have to wear masks and to trust the honesty of strangers and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh no

WE ARE BACK! It’s been a minute, but we couldn’t be more excited to see you! Lets make up for lost time. Dec 15 – Chicago Theater, Chicago, IL Dec 18 – Hammerstein Ballroom, New York, NY   Don’t forgot to sign up for first access to pre-sale tickets! LINK IN BIO

Please enjoy this exclusive behind the scenes look at Diego becoming Cosmo 🐾🚀

idk why there’s such a pervasive belief that you shouldn’t have sex on the first date when every successful couple I know is like “yeah we boned down the first night we met, he slept over and just never left. now we’ve been married for 22 years”

she had bills to PAY

Vaccinated or not, get a covid test this week before you go to see family members.

This 9th lockdown would have been tough if we didn’t get that $1200 once that one time

Has anybody ever seen a rock eat a cookie? Elmo is just curious.

he met me in my “i’m going to stay single phase” & now i’m obsessed with him

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (OC)

I think one of the hardest things for people with anxiety is learning when to trust your instincts and when you’re genuinely overthinking

i need this injected into my blood stream x.com/scoobadabooprr…

Some love for # 0610 on 6/10 💕