It takes 45 muscles to frown, but only 10 muscles to smile. Frown all day. lose weight. Get ripped. Gainz

⚔️📝 DONE DEAL | Sheffield United make a club record signing 🔴⚪️⚫️ #twitterblades #ForgedAsOne #sufc

I think about this horse dancing to Fleetwood Mac at least 5 times a day

Stop kissing My ass and start not raping kids.

This will forever be funny. Omg !😂😂

HER: “D-DID YOU JUST CUM INSIDE ME?!” ME:

BREAKING: Law enforcement source: New York attorney general subpoenas all NY Roman Catholic dioceses as part of sex abuse probe.

🎥 How’s your touch, John Egan? 👌👏 🔴⚪️⚫️⚔️ #twitterblades #ForgedInSteel

Which knee-slide was best? 🤔 RT for John Egan 😅🤕 Like for Leon 👌😎 #SUFC #twitterblades

Fact of the day: a Greggs vegan sausage roll has 11 more calories than a McDonalds cheeseburger. You're being played, health freaks.

Say no more.

GET IN 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

BREAKING: Sheffield United are promoted to the Premier League.

Honoured to be a part of this football club. What a season. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE ❤️⚔️ #UTB

UNREAL 😍 #SUFC 🔴

We have a pair of tickets to Cork v Waterford this evening - who wants them? Just retweet this and tweet us the word Rebels when you do. You must be able to collect the tickets in our office in Bishopstown. We’ll announce the winner at 3pm!

All lads heading to the local first day out of lockdown

First coffee of the day while reading @LukeOShea3 tweets from last night, bliss👌

I reserved this seat, fuck you. x.com/amyrlewin/stat…